Massacre at Churchill Park
Yes, this recap is late. It has taken us this long to recover from the shock. Nay, the HUMILIATION of last week. It started off so promising, too. But alas, Filthy Punts’ second game of the season resulted in the second loss of the season. We’re trending. A dirge...
The night was filled with glee and cheer
As we went to Aberdeen to drink some beer
Our numbers were small but our spirits high
As we laughed and joked – CBR surely would die.
At the park we readied and lined up one by one
The Seans intimidating others as they shotgun
With a WHIZ and a BANG the pitches flew by
It made Regan fall over, no one knows why.
In the 3rd came Shawn and we got a kick
But he got too excited and ran too quick
Nearing 1st we yelled “stop!,” but he charged on
When he fell in the outfield we knew they had won.
At Churchill Park, you can still hear, they say
Faint crying and cursing from that fateful day
Even though it was a slaughter and punters did die
It was worth hearing Manion finally confirm… he IS a frat guy.
Better luck next week when we take on The Friendship Factory at Churchill Park on Thursday, 6:30 p.m. sharp. See you there?
